Michael Gatton's Guide to Being Awesome

1. Perform karaoke. 2. Open and close a bar. Same day. 3. Visit all 50 states. 4. Publish something. 5. Drive a limo. 6. Drive a Bentley. 7....

There is no charge for awesomeness.

Ennui is the ultimate anti-awesome.

Michael Gatton's to-do list (01/17/10): 1- kick ass; 2- take names; 3- (ongoing) be awesome.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there.

This guide. Where do I start? How about at the beginning? When I started writing this guide, or at least developing the idea for the guide,...